are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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