Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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