john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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