sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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