That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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