Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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