Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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