Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I am available for nakedness
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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