we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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