called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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