The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
