But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I can't put those talents on a resume
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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