I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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