Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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