Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There's always time for handjobs
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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