i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
