hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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