On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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