The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Randomize
