I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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