STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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