sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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