im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
