I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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