I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
