yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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