Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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