She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i think i have two assholes
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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