just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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