You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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