Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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