What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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