I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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