their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
one two three fourrrrnication!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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