I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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