brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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