On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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