doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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