D3 body, D1 cock
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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