yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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