put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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