David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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