My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Randomize
