Me too!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
