Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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