did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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