I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
