so explain again why im purple
no
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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