i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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