just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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