You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
im on a boat
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