Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
