thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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