doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
