My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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