I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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