yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
True strength comes from lack of pants
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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