Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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