Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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