It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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