and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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