Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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