Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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