I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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