i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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