Dual....:-)
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
