State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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